Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

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Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

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squire

a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation

"what up my squire?"

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Squire

To name a friend when you greet them.

Allright their squire

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Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

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squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

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Squire

To service a woman (yes, sexually).

"He squired me yesterday."

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