A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.
She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.
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A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"
"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
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The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
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The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
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A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.
Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!
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This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.
1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*
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Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina
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