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Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 27, 2010


Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squisher March 1, 2007

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Squishy Pants

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person

Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants

by C Jones April 28, 2007

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Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squishier March 13, 2007

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Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 21, 2005

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