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An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.
St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers
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Catholic school for girls located on Bellaire Blvd in Houston, TX. Half the girls there are really boring and bland and like cotton boyish t-shirts, tie dye, Sperry Topsiders, and eating baked goods. They get really fat by the time they're seniors. Some of these girls are Catholic.
One quarter of the girls there are incredibly weird and like anime and other Asian things.
And the last quarter are super hoes, not necessarily in a bad way, who snort cocaine in the school bathrooms and bring pot brownies to school. Sometimes these girls will take ALL of their clothes off at inappropriate times! These are the girls who make up the slutty St. Agnes stereotype. If you meet anyone who goes out of the St. Agnes buddy they probably will be slutty.
There aren't that many lesbians, actually. Like five, total. Which is .5% of the school.
"Girls at St. Agnes Academy really like bake sales, huh?"
"I met a girl from St. Agnes Academy last night and she got wasted and gave me a blow job. The stereotype is true!"
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Have you heard of the daycare St. Agnes Academy?
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A rletively chill IAC school. Unlike Prep (a bunch of guido fucks), Landon (faggots), EHS (douche bags who don't have cars or loving parents. party at chicken out guys!), Bullis (the epitome of maryland trash, this school should be in south jersey), and stalbans (gay douche bags. tim russerts kid goes there, thats says enought, those fucks). The Saints excell at drinking and girls sports. The main difference between SSSAS and the other IAC schools is that altough we can all get into good colleges based on our high schools, Saints aren't faggots. And TC people are poor, so they don't get to have an opinion about our school, they can only get ready for their next class in gas pumping or minimum wage job working 101. those proletariat fucks.
St. Stephens and St. Agnes kids are chill, unlike the rest of the IAC which makes me want to tightly grasp the soap and make sure it doesn't drop.
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A private high school with great academics and athletics. If you live anywhere in AVA you probably should try to go to sssas. Not Episcopal( fucking 60,000 a year to just have someone else raise your kid to be surrounded by douche bags.. Not to mention 0 parties and nice cars EHS. Pretty much the laughing stock of AVA), not Ireton( a "private school" ur better off going to T.C. BI sucks at literally everything.), not T.C.(Broke boy's attend, plus serg...), not Gonzaga(your dick will actually shrink and ur such a faggot), and def not Landon( fucking gross). SSSAS guys and girls are usually very attractive, athletic, wealthy, and smart. There is a reason every other fucking school shows up to our parties. So if u want to pull poon come to SSSAS( if u can get in we dont take a dumbass)
He goes to St. Stephens & St. Agnes School, definitely has a huge cock.
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A weird all girls school with a wack curriculum. They are all either far left or daddy’s money right. No sense of regulation at all. Basically a day care for a school who uses strake as a source of better classes, that’s it.
St Agnes Academy
Girl 1: Did you hear about that St Agnes girl who got expelled?
Girl 2: I don’t even know sister, when’s nap time?