St Andrews Secondary School

A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.

Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take

High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here

NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon

“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner’

Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN

Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School

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