St. Albans School

The school responsible for producing the wealthiest studs on the East Coast. Absolute chotches. These young men summer in Nantucket and the Bahamas and consume ungodly alcohol when they aren't breaking academic records. Prep and Landon kids wish they got in. The typical STA student will graduate high school after tearing it up in LAX or Baseball, and go on to an IVY league school where they will get with all the hot chicks. Then, they will either become a famous politician like graduate Al Gore(absolute hoss) or they will go on to make millions in private equity. Either way, they will have a hot wife and live in a giant house.

"Are there going to be STA boys at the party? If not we shouldn't go" -Hot chick
"I wish I got into St. Albans School" - Average Georgetown Prep student
"I hope that Jason from St. Albans hires me as a toilet cleaner when he takes over his dad's hedge fund" -Gonzaga student

St. Albans School

An elite, private college preparatory school for boys in Washington, D.C. Its mascot is the bulldog and its team colors are blue and white. St. Albans has a reputation for being among the elite school in the nation for its college placement and tendency to produce politicians. A 2004 article in the Wall Street Journal found that among U.S. schools, St. Albans had the 11th-highest success rate in placing graduates at 10 selective universities. St. Albans graduates include Former Vice President Al Gore, Senator Evan Bayh, Senator Michael Bennett, Journalists David Ignatius and Ian Urbina, and Fox News host Brit Hume.

St. Albans is considered co-curricular and all boys are expected to participate in a sport. St. Albans competes in the Interstate Athletic Conference (IAC), a league of independent schools in the Washington, D.C. area. Other members of the league are Georgetown Preparatory School, Bullis School, Episcopal High School, Landon School, and St. Stephen's and St. Agnes School.

"St. Albans School sits atop Mount Saint Alban in Washington, DC. With their egos you'd presume they were on top of Everest."

"St. Albans is a snooty, elitist, inside-the-Beltway institution."
-Slate Magazine

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st. Albans School

The school for incredibly smart and hot guys. They party real hard and are great at baseball and track. they will all become the next billion airs and fuck all the hot girls, while the landon and prep guys will be working at fucking mcdonalds. Most kids are really rich and get with all the girls they want.

St. Albans School guy guy: yea you going to the party??/
Landon guy: no i wasn't invited i go to landon
STA guy: haha sux for u

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st albans high school

a place where young children not girls are forced to go to endure bitchyness and constant snaking until 3:50

person1: do you go to st albans high school?
person2: yes
person1: i’m sorry

person1: what are you if you aren’t girls?

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St Albans Girls School (STAGS)

a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.

Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry

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