St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!