St. Louis Park

First ring suburb of Minneapolis, home of Al Franken, the Coen Brothers, and Thomas L. Friedman. Also home to many artsy and funky middle-agers and aging hippies who are trying to raise their kids to be progressive. Large Jewish population because in the thirties, Jews weren't allowed to buy property in Minneapolis.

Woman: I wanted to buy a little house, so we went to St. Louis Park.
Man: Cool! It's so close to Minneapolis!
woman: Yeah, and it's so progressive!

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St. Louis Park High School

The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.

“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”

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