st martins

st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.

'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave

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St. Martins

A very small town outside of Saint John NB, population of about 900 people. Very touristy, famous for the sea caves and fish chowder. Has no entertainment, no shops and only two gas stations a local grocery store, and a liquor store. (Which is also one of the gas stations)

You're from St. Martins? Wow that's a small town!

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St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.

“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”

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St. Martin High

That school that just fucking sucks, sucks more then that 1 bitch who gave me head in the stalls.

Did you like the school you went to?
No I went to St. Martin High

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. So to sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell on the coast. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots n shi like damn, those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Use this description as a warning in case your parents mention st Martin as your new school. The only good things here is probably the mandarin chicken served once a year it seems like and a small selection of females. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people.

Don’t go to St. Martin high

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St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.

If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs

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St. Martin Middle School

St. Martin is the best school around the Biloxi Bay. They have smart kids and they actually LEARN. Their football team and basketball teams are the best! Especially their 8th grade girls' basketball team! GO YELLOW JACKETS!

St. Martin Middle School

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