the coolest person on this earth, (elvira stachowiak could be put in the place of the word cool) pulls bitches and is fine asf🙏🏻 if elvira stachowiak likes you, or even speaks a sentence to you.... you are cool...
you're elvira stachowiak !
The only man who can hit the Griddy in real life
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Gabriel Stachowiak?
Guy 2: THE GUY WHO HIT THE GRIDDY IN REAL LIFE!?