Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

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Stage Ninja

A stagecrew member of Snow White.

Stage crew = Ninja

Thus, Stage Ninja!

Of course there are other varieties of these ninjas, such as Ninja Bunny. (But that shall be explained in its own definition.)

Girl: We're STAGE NINJAS!
Other Girl: U-Uh, Okayyy then...
(the other girl runs away quickly)

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