Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell

Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!