Stallon Addict

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.

Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.