Stamped Bat

Another name for a fanny during rag week.

I got down there and it was like a fucking stamped bat.

Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

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