Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

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Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

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