Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.
Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.
As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.
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Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.
Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.
See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.
Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.
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A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when itβs time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.
I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.
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my god that is the biggest piece of equipment I have ever seen...it must be Starmers
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(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.
"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."
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A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said βpledgeβ. Also known as a Boris Promise.
I told my mom Iβd clean up today but itβs ok it was just a Starmer pledge
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Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.
Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.
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