State Farm

They've seen too much!

We must kill The State Farm, They know too much

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state farm

One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.

Damnit!! I just wrecked my ride...

2 days later: Sweet!! I just got a fat check from State Farm!!

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State Farm

the devil had brought many terrible.

Most not as bad as this

STATE FARM IS THERE
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STATE FARM IS THERE

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state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

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State Farm Sucks

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.

Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.

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State Farm Insurance

State Farm -noun: A band of fascist liars who use guerrilla tactics in order to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of fucking all of their clients, while still making millions of dollars every year.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.

"Fuck State Farm Insurance!"

"Why?"

"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"

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Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

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