Statudeed

If somebody is drunk *and* high at the same time and talks about the smartest stuff ever, like politics, philosophy etc. Yapping.

Someone: "He is really high, and drunk and talks about alot of interesting stuff."
Someone else: "He's really high and drung, he's yapping about cool stuff."
Me: "He's statudeed."

As you see, it can shorten alot.