Statue Bitch

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.

"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.

bitch status

the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.

Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.

Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!

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