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Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

by Beelzebub Jones March 7, 2011