Stealth Bombing

Crafty office workers who use an alternative floor to go for a shite.

Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.

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Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out

"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"

Stealth Bomb

Deliberately taking action to sabotage the structural integrity and/or disease barrier effectiveness of condom during anal intercourse to willfully inseminate your partner without his/her consent.

Cutting, biting, removing, or otherwise damaging a condom prior to or during intercourse with the sole purpose of inseminating and/or infecting your sex partner without his or her knowledge.

I hooked up with this guy who insisted that I use a condom while having anal intercourse. I told him I that was HIV negative, so I decided to stealth bomb his ass half way through sex. He never suspected a thing.

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Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

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stealth bomb

when you go up to someone sleeping and drop a dingleberry on their face and walk away

I dropped the dirty stealth bomb on this guy at this party while he was sleeping

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Stealth bombing

1)An act done whilst in the doggy position. When the giving partner is about to cum, he pulls out and makes a noise like an aeroplane. Confused, the recieving partner turns around just in time to recieve a face full of cum.
2)Done at a sleep over or similar event. Whilst someone is asleep, other people come and jizz in their face/ on their pillow.

I stealth bombed your mum last night!
We were stealth bombing Suzy.
We stealth bombed Adam at the party!

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Stealth Bomb

Noun: term for a fart when you are in a large crowd (20 people or more) and leave the longest and smelliest (possibly wet) fart of your life and run through the crowd so all suffer from it

1: dude I was in the airport the other day waiting to get on my plane when i dropped a stealth bomb.

2: Random girl: Oh my god! Someone just left a stealth bomb how gross! Random man: ew thats nasty! The culprit is long gone now though.

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