Stench Pipe

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.

My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.

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