Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!