Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

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