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Sticky Fib

A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.

Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!

by McDoh! March 12, 2010