When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse
Jack: *Hits Ough with a sticky mickey*
Ough: "Fuck jack why the hell did you hit me with a sticky mickey you cunt"
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A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.
My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.
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To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Did you see Jason give Sara a sticky mickey in the hallway in school yesterday!
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When a guy experiences a strange sensation betwixt their legs when they see another person (who is usually named Mickey or Micky).
Can also be used just to describe when you have sex with someone named Mickey / Micky
Guy 1: Ooh god! Mickey's just walked into the room!
Guy 2: *Looks at Guy 1's pants*
Guy 2: You got Sticky with Mickey eh?
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When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.
"what about 50 shades of grey?"
"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"
"ok baby"
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A fraudulent motor vehicle inspection sticker, primarily used by folks who drive a beater and cannot or will not get it fixed to pass inspection legally.
Buddy couldn't afford to fix the floor in his 93 Cavalier, so he went and got a mickey stickie instead.