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Sexual act in which a male withdraws just before climax and, not possessing the control to target his ejaculate on typical female anatomy targets (buttocks, stomach, breasts, face), he unintentionally loses his load on his own pants.
Attorney: "Why couldn't you be the father of Karen Sypher's aborted child?"
Rick Pitino: "Because I pulled a Sticky Ricky."
Attorney: "What? What is that? Please explain to the court."
Rick Pitino: "I spilled my load down the front of my $6000 suit pants before I could move around to unload on her leathery breasts. So the kid ain't mine."
Attorney: "Whoa, wait a second. You only penetrated her for 15 seconds, and yet still managed to ejaculate on yourself?"
Rick Pitino: "Yes."
Attorney: "Dude...."
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A poop that leaves more sticky stank on the butthole than in the toilet.
Bro, I had to use an entire roll of tp to get all the Sticky Ricky off my b-hole.
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Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start whacking off. Just before you nut, ring the doorbell and cover the peephole. When your girl opens the door to see who it is, bust a load right in her face and proudly announce "Honey, I'm home!".
Im giving Lisa the Sticky Ricky for Valentines Day
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1. The act of ejaculating into ones hands, then shaking another's hand with the right hand whilst punching them in the face with the left.
2. The name of the person who first devised and performed the above act.
1. Mate, did you haer about MAtty G? He got full on Sticky Ricky'd the other night!
2. Did you hear that Sticky Ricky and Spinny Dave were at Drunken Bridge Hill last night?
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When you are so fat that you get permanent swamp ass. Other symptoms include penis zits, green piss, and homosexual desires for men in tight pants.
Dude, I think you gave me another Sticky Ricky, maybe we should get a physical.
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The act of masturbating over an unsuspecting, sleeping individual until you ejaculate into their ear. Similar in nature to a "wet willy". Also refered to as "white noise", being "ear plugged, and hearing A.I.D.S(Auditory Insemination During Sleep).
I gave her a "sticky ricky".
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The act of covering ones penis with honey fucking a girl in the ass or vagina nutting in her then slurping the sperm back out to spit into the mouth of the girl she spits it back into his mouth and they repeat until one swallows
Dude I totally gave heather a thick sticky ricky last night
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