Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

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