Stinky Lewinsky

A sexual act involving a professional man and a woman of lesser professional standing.

The woman kneels down and begins to give a man a blowjob but right before climax, the man pulls out and bucks his pelvis forward in order to land on the woman's chest while simultaneously taking a poo on her chest.

-I can't believe Brad did that!
-Yeah he just grabbed Carmela in the middle of the parents' bedroom and gave her a stinky lewinsky. He got shit e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e!
-Awesome!