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The act of pooping out a live midget.
"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
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A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells
"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"
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VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.
NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
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A sexual act when a male and a female engage in anal sex and the male pulls out and shoves the tip of his penis on the female's nose and blows the his cream filling inside.
Bro I pulled out her butt and gave her a Stinky Twinkie for desert.
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Another name for human waste product:commonly known as feces, faeces (spelling difference) or stool
"Oh dude, someone left a stinky twinkie in the toilet. Learn to flush!"
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A dick that has just been inside a pussy
The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)
(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)
P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!
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