A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.
"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"
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To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)
Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.
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1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.
2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".
2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.
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to take care of, finish, attend to.
"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."
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What one does before a night out on the town. Dressing for the occasion..stitch up..get dressed.
Yo, Tyrone you slack ass bitch. Stitch up and lets book.
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Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
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An Australian term for when someone just barely salvages an otherwise bad situation
Jake "My card wouldn't process when i was paying for a $20 already made Subway meal and the bloke behind the counter was getting real pissed but then Derick paid for it"
Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"
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