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Stockings

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.

by S Mc March 5, 2008

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Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie May 15, 2011

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stocked

derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious

Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight.

by B.R.V. April 29, 2008

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stockings

the sexiest female garment to cum on

can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on

by John_iyguuyg9o8 February 16, 2010

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stock

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005

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stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

by Matt August 8, 2004

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stock

Verb. To use a stock image as your profile picture on social media. The image could be related to one of your interests, your job, etc., or just be a funny picture.

"Did you see that image Jared used to stock? Hilarious."

by comehomeamerica February 9, 2017

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