Stockton Tamale

A derivation of the famous Alabama Hot Pocket - when a man parts the vaginal lips of his sexual partner and defecates inside. The Stockton variety is when this act is conducted during the woman's period.

Named after the famous Stockton, California, referred to by PBS's Huell Howser as the butthole of the state.

"Having sex in the middle of her menstrual cycle originally sounded like a bad idea, but nothing tops off the bloody throes of passion than a perfectly timed Stockton Tamale."

"His love for Stockton Tamales ensured that he could never a woman after she menopause. Or a twelve year-old for that matter."

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