stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

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Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

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Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

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Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

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stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

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on stone

reference to the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation in Chicago. Basically saying "on god" but promising truth by swearing on the gang

imma handle it, on stone

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Stonely

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.