Story Balls

An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.

Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......

Pause.....

Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.

Tim: She passed out.

Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?

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