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When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
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1.fallen on hard times.
2.see:screwed over
"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."
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A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
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1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
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Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?
Yeah sure big sigma.