When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)
Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward
Straddlesphere
Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered
I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him