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Strasbourg Decay

CLIMBING TERMINOLOGY - A bouldering game where players attempt every route in the gym in order of location (i.e. left to right). Named for the town in France where a large portion of the inhabitance perished because they could not stop dancing, you will surely feel like a 16th century villager who will soon die of fatigue.

RULES: An attempt must include muscle engagement and some realistic effort

WARNING: only one round of the Strasbourg decay should be attempted per week. MAY CAUSE INJURY

SYNONYMS: Strassy, Strassy D., Strasburg delirium, climbing apoptosis

"Why are you vomiting?"
"EUGHBLEHRGHHH the *gasp* Strasbourg Decay EUGRHHHLEH"

by ieatcrayon December 8, 2022


Strasbourg Decay

CLIMBING TERMINOLOGY - A bouldering game where players attempt every route in the gym in order of location (i.e. left to right). Named for the town in France where a large portion of the inhabitance perished because they could not stop dancing, you will surely feel like a 16th century villager who will soon die of fatigue.

RULES: An attempt must include muscle engagement and some realistic effort

WARNING: only one round of the Strasbourg decay should be attempted per week. MAY CAUSE INJURY

SYNONYMS: Strassy, Strassy D., Strasburg delirium, climbing apoptosis

"Why are you vomiting?"
"EUGHBLEHRGHHH the *gasp* Strasbourg Decay EUGRHHHLEH"

by ieatcrayon December 8, 2022