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The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.
After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.
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When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
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