Street Shark

Driving on main roads and highways after dark rolling up on fellow tuners, ringing out the revs, and watching Miatas disappear down canyon roads. Always at exactly the speed limit.

"Got my catback on my GTI, the Corvette club is meeting down the block... time to street shark."
"Street sharking isn't a crime!"

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Street Shark

The enormous guy at the gym who is obviously on steriods and has very tiny legs and looks exzactly like street shark

alistair; hey is that anthony over there spotting street shark?
pete; hmm yeh it looks like it to me dudes

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Bourbon Street Shark Bite

Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.

Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!

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