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1. a person who has no law degree, no formal training in the legal system, yet insists on publicly giving legal advice or opinions on the legality of issues in which they have no actual bearing on how the law applies. Their opinions usually conflict with the actual law, and they are usually batshit-crazy psuedo-liberal retards, or ghetto savages.
Street Lawyer - "Yo, son! Stand Your Ground is some bullshit. Look at how Zimmerman got away with murder".
Despite the fact that Stand Your Ground didn't apply because Treyvon was on top of Zimmerman pounding his head in, and Zimmerman had no avenue of escape, and despite the fact that the definition of murder is an unlawful killing, and Zimmerman acted in self-defense.
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The Street Lawyer is a DC area criminal attorney, Lonny Bramzon, who is the attorney to call when you’re caught in a situation.
Yo, tell 12 nothin’ cuh. Imma call The Street Lawyer.
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The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.
DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
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