A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.
2. anywhere with a large conservative majority
Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!
Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do
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stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention
omg you're such a stretton
stop being a stretton
its giving stretton