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Stridle Hopper

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.

David was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his Stridle Hopper act.

by Mr E November 18, 2004

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