stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.

Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"

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Stripper syndrome

When an individual acquires more than three comorbid STDs through sexual intercourse

That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.

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