Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

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stroking the chicken

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone

When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken

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Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.