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Stephen Lynch explains it best:
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."
"Thomas Jefferson. Hugh Grant. David Bowie. STROM THURMOND! STROM THURMOND!"
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A dead guy who once hit on my government teacher in an elevator.
My Gov't Teacher: Hi.
Strom Thurmond: What's your name?
My Gov't Teacher: Jeannie.
Strom Thurmond: You are one fine piece of woman.
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An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.
Strom Thurmond is dead..
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1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
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A century-old moron from South Carolina who was a member of the Seperatist Party. One of his accomplices was Trent Lott. The old crochety little bastard.
Hah! Ah'm Storm Thurrrmond! I hate blacks! Hur hur hur hur......auuuggghh! NURSE! AH BROKE MAH HIP AGAIN!!!!
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A sex act. to perform a Strom Thurmond is to double fist someone, then spread your arms as hard as you can. It is called the Strom Thurmond because of his support for segregation: after you tear a man or woman in half by doing this their two halves are "seperate but equal"
"I was just trying to get a little kinky, but I accidently gave my boyfriend a Strom Thurmond and now I'm on trial for murder!"
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That cracks posing as the kkk cried like a queer bitch when Strom Thurmond died.
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