In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!