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The only kind of liberal there is.
That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.
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Someone with the opinion of regulation of happiness through use of the tax code. Regulating rewards and punishments based on what ever point of view they do or don’t agree with
A stupid liberal would say "We don't like that so we will tax you for it."
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A liberal who attacks a conservative for not agreeing with everything they say. You will often find them accusing Republicans of being ignorant racists who ignore the poor because they're so greedy, but in reality, they're just too narrow-minded to understand their point of view.
Thankfully, however, there are smart liberals, someone who merely disagrees with the opinions that differ from theirs, and respects them as well.
stupid liberal: Jamie's such a dumbass. She considers herself a Republican, can you believe that?
smart liberal: Actually, Jamie's really smart. She has a wide vocabulary, is good at physics, and plans to major in psychology when she graduates from high school. I consider myself a Democrat, but just because she holds opinions that oppose my own doesn't make her stupid.
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The stupid liberal wasted his vote on John Kerry.
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An oxymoron. See smart republican.
My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.
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A stupid liberal is so narrow minded they would side with communists and terrorists before they would side with President Trump. A stupid liberal hates the 2nd amendment and supports gun control laws because they believe American's should be forcibly disarmed by the government. A "stupid liberal" has referred to this country as "fascist" for the last four years now. A stupid liberal clearly does not know the meaning of this word because if so they would not be on board with a mass gun confiscation. The stupid liberal refers to every white male as "privileged" and if you don't agree with them you're just a racist and should "check your privilege bro". A stupid liberal is politically challenged and knows many gender pronouns but knows nothing about history or world affairs. A stupid liberal is so blinded by their hate for Trump that they would vote for the Nazi party if it meant Trump out of office.
A stupid liberal walks into a bar and asks them for some matches, they said no and he said "bro, you're all a bunch of fascists".
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...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.
...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.
...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
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