Stupid Penis Syndrome

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.

Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"

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