Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.